Everyone in my family killed someone.

Author's Name: Benjamin Stevenson

Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than one person. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but it's true. We're not a family of psychopaths; some of us are good, some of us are bad, and some of us are just unlucky. I'm Ernest Cunningham. Call me "Ern" or "Ernie." I wish I'd killed the person who decided to have our family reunion at a ski resort, but it's much more complicated than that. Did I also kill someone? Yes, I did. Who was it? We'll find out. Everyone in my family has killed someone: my brother, my half-sister, my wife, my father, my mother, my sister-in-law, my aunt's husband, my stepfather, my aunt... and me.